“Because being naughty is the new nice.” - The Grinch.

Oh, hello there. It’s me — The Grinch. Green, glamorous, and hear to steal the spotlight. I used to hate Christmas, but then I realized… I just hated other people having more fun than me. Now I crash parties for a living.

So if your party’s missing a little mischief, call me. I’ll make your heart grow three sizes…